These are real voicemails. No actors, no scripts, not safe for work. (No stealing.) The following recordings may be inappropriate for younger audiences. Not my fault.
December 27, 2005, 3pm
December 25, 2005, 11pm
December 23, 2005, midnight
December 21, 2005, 5pm
December 20, 2005, 7pm
December 20, 2005, 6pm
December 19, 2005, 7pm
December 18, 2005, 11pm
December 10, 2005, 10pm
November 30, 2005, 5pm
November 29, 2005, 11pm
November 28, 2005, midnight
November 25, 2005, 11am
November 23, 2005, 3pm
November 21, 2005, 8pm
November 21, 2005, 5pm
November 20, 2005, 4pm
November 19, 2005, 6pm
November 17, 2005, 6pm
November 15, 2005, 4pm
November 13, 2005, 8pm
November 13, 2005, 6pm
November 12, 2005, 9pm
November 9, 2005, 8pm
November 2, 2005, 10pm
October 31, 2005, 8am
October 31, 2005, 6am
October 9, 2005, 11am
September 29, 2005, 11pm
September 28, 2005, 3pm
September 26, 2005, 9pm
September 24, 2005, 10pm
September 22, 2005, 8am
September 16, 2005, 7pm
New Voicemail Greeting, September 14, 2005
September 14, 2005, 8am
September 12, 2005, midnight
September 9, 2005, 6pm
September 9, 2005, 5pm
September 9, 2005, 4pm
September 9, 2005, 8am
September 8, 2005, 9pm
While I’m in having eye surgery, the world is at a Pirates day game: September 8, 2005 (Pirate Game #1)
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